— by Argus —
This is an actual clip from an ICQ chat. The nicks were changed to confuse the guilty…
Him: get this.
Him: you: hands tied.
Him: ankles tied.
Him: On knees , on bed or in bathtub….
Him: in something I can remove without untying you.
Him: or naked…
Her: works for me
Him: slowly I strip…..
Her: *raised eyebrow*
Him: ta daa!!
Her: whoops…ya lost something there
Him: and finally…..
Her: i’d tickle you if i wasnt tied
Him: as I was saying
Him: promises promises..
Him: so there I am , N A KE D.
Him: And standing at serious attention. Of course, I get to look at you nude. (swoon)
Him: Off I go for a sec and come back….
Him: with a 16″ pie crust.
Her: you go off??? so soon???
Him: bad ammo I guess..
Him: just for that, you wait.
Him: Out of your reach….
Him: BIG crust…
Him: and into I pour…
Him: THICK, Dark, chocolate pudding pie-filling.
Him: steeeky and amazingly sweet.
Him: but not too sweet.
Him: intothe crust it goes… a goor 2 or three inches. I told you, big crust.
Him: “all for you” I say…
Him: I gve you a taste, just for good measure.
Him: You all tied up can only WATCH.
Him: I take a big ol tub of luscious whipped cream topping and ladle it on top.
Him: And more..
Him: and more.
Him: “YOu said the cream was your favorite part :”
Him: and more….
Him: I ask you “More?”””
Him: When you say that, by the way, my heart goes thumpty thump
Him: I really really ladle it on there.
Him: NOw I have a chocolate cream pie which is HUGE
Him: and loaded with whipped cream…..
Him: I heft it in my hand…
Her: remember enuff for you too…i always share
Him: “I am going ot enjoy this. Do you know what I do to
Him: gorgeous naked women who are all tied up?
Him: To gorgeous naked women that I am seriuosly smitten with???
Her: who cares about them…whatcha gonna do to *me*????
Him: I treat them to dessrt, of course, and for you, you…
Him: I am going to take this Huge chocolate cream pie of pies….
Him: and give you the mostest, bestest, sexyiest Cream pie-in-the-face you have ever ever had.
Her: now? like right now?
Him: You, my love, and going to wear this pie Alll Over your body.
Him: Would you like it right now?? I could wait you know….
Her: you sure ya wanna do that?
Her: i mean i’m all tied up
Her: *showing shackles*
Him: Am I sure??? Oh very. Very very. I want to do this sooooo badly.
Him: I noticed.. you are completely helpless.
Her: now? i wouldnt be able to defend myself *pensive look*
Him: You are so in for it. This pie is huge, as you have noticed.
Him: Mmm Hmmm… I know!! defenseless and helpless….
Her: whats my crime?
Him: you really don’t know your crime????
Her: i think its only fair
Him: Why I stripped you naked and tied you up and am going, just going, to plaster you with this gooey, and I mean
Him: gooey chocolatre cream pie?
Her: yeah…that would be the ‘why’
Him: Your crime is the sweetest crime of all…. you’re amazing and I fell for you.
Her: i mean…give me a chance to explain at least
Her: oh well
Him: Nope, no explanations.
Her: guilty as charged sir
Him: No excuses.
Him: Very guilty.
Him: Will you take your punishment willingly??? Its only fair.
Her: so i guess this means i *have* to get the pie
Her: i mean…ya gotta do what ya gotta do, right?
Him: Well, I think you have to get the pie. I think I have to get you with it…. right here and right now.
Her: and i *am* guilty
Him: Guilty is an understatement. 🙂
Her: since there’s no way outta it…i sposs we outta go ahead and do it then
Him: the punishement is a throurough plastering.
Her: meet me destiny so to speak
Him: I hope you like chocolate and tons of silky whipped cream!
Him: I have your destiny in my hand!
Her: well…i *am* guilty…so i deserve the chocoalte and cream
Her: *deep breath*
Him: Do you the guilty party, accept your guilt and willingly accept the punishment? Do you really really believe you deserve the chocolate and cream?
Her: *quick prayer*
Her: i am guilty and accept full and total responsibility for my crime
Her: *close eyes* (not worthy of watching this ya know)
Him: Then I declare the punishment to be stripped nekkid, tied up, and Pied until deliciously creamy and sexy.
Him: repeat after me ” I deserve the pie”
Her: *sticking out chest a bit out of the little pride left*
Her: Her. . . .
Her: *deep breath*
Him: ****** S M E A A A A A R R R R R R R **********
Him: all over your head…
Him: and this thing drips globs all over your shoulders, arms, boobs, coveres one nipple, thighs, and some tummy!!
Her: i am washed of all crimes 🙂
Her: oh my god….that was great!!!!!
Thats it… enjoy!