The Time-Traveler’s Mess

Here’s a picture of Rose Tyler sitting on a cake with a male acquaintance! (Okay, so it’s actually Billie Piper as “Belle” in episode 20 of The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. But I can still spin fantasies involving Rose and Jack Harkness, okay?)

Belle (Billie Piper) and a client sit down together on a rather large cake.

It’s a short scene – this is practically all of it. And it’s disappointing that Belle never managed to get almost any goop on her face the whole episode. Still, her expressions are great, and it’s a nice bit of fetish fuel. You know who’s really adorable in the new Doctor Who? Chantho. Even with her face mandibles, she was totally cute.