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Hotel room beds tend to look a little different once I’ve gotten them ready for a travel date:

Hotel room bed covered in black plastic, complete with pillows in black trash bags Hotel room bed (and headboard and side tables) covered in clear plastic

What can I say? I feel it would be bad manners to ask Housekeeping to try to get a gallon of cake batter out of the sheets. Besides, it’s fun sliding around on all that, and I do have a plastic fetish, after all.

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  1. Gorgeous. And hot. 😉 (If a bit of a tease! :P)