Category: Messy

The Gunge Pocket, by Messmaster

This is Based On a True Story! I knocked on her door, almost unable to stop trembling from excitment. I’ve done it with plenty of whipped cream, chocolate, baby oil, and other slimy stuff. But this girl was outrageous. She said that tonight, we would get even messier than ever before. She came to the …

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Tina’s Birthday Sur-Pies

— by Anonymous — Tina awoke the morning of her 18th birthday, and she thought of the cheerleader practice scheduled for later in the day. Her friends on the squad were nice, she thought, but some of them seemed jealous of Tina. She was the prettiest of the cheerleaders, with a perfectly proportioned body, not …

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