Category Archive: Messy

Strangely Obsessed With Tubs of Jelly

So, this is a song from a My Little Pony episode where three little girl ponies are trying to find their teacher a boyfriend. My friend Maya says that she thought of me instantly when she saw the “tubs of jelly” pony – especially the *interesting* smile on his face 🙂

Dessert Glass – The Movie

Well, the eleven minute video, at least. That’s right: after all these years, we got together the model, the materials, and the tasty sugary goo; and the results are available for your downloading pleasure at the PieWorks video store. But you want at least a taste (heh) of what you will see, right? Kuriosity was …

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A Classic Tale Comes to PieWorks

Kuriosity poses in her trashbag bikini

Folks around the web have been asking for this for over a decade; in fact, a few have tired of waiting for me and created their own homebrew versions!* If you’re familiar with the stories on this site, you may have a very good idea what we filmed yesterday; if not, well, stay tuned for …

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Messy Bagging Game

— by Shokolada — (I wrote this a long time ago on the instructions of a dominant friend; after reading this, she mentioned that she knew what to do with me next time we met…) We’re at your house on Saturday afternoon, and have been cuddling and fooling around for a while. You can tell …

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Substandard Thread Count

Hotel room bed covered in black plastic, complete with pillows in black trash bags

Hotel room beds tend to look a little different once I’ve gotten them ready for a travel date: What can I say? I feel it would be bad manners to ask Housekeeping to try to get a gallon of cake batter out of the sheets. Besides, it’s fun sliding around on all that, and I …

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The Time-Traveler’s Mess

Belle (Billie Piper) and a client sit down together on a rather large cake.

Here’s a picture of Rose Tyler sitting on a cake with a male acquaintance! (Okay, so it’s actually Billie Piper as “Belle” in episode 20 of The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. But I can still spin fantasies involving Rose and Jack Harkness, okay?) It’s a short scene – this is practically all of …

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Buxom Chocolate

I’ve mentioned before that I’m a fan of NicBuxom’s webcomic. Not only is the art adorable, and the writing excellent, but she seems like the sort of lady with whom I’d hang out. Well, she’s added fuel to the fire with a set of chocolate wrestling pics, available on the ExtraLunchMoney site. The site sells …

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Ready For Transport

– by Shokolada – She looked out at the blasted landscape before her. Huge shadows moved in the valleys below, cloaked in twilight, and perhaps something else. Inhuman cries drifted into the air alongside faint sounds of rending and smashing. “I… I can’t believe it’s all gone,” she said to the quiet, robed form beside …

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Date Preparations

A hotel room fridge, with some sodas in the door and nine tubs or whipped topping defrosting in the main section

This is what the hotel room fridge can look like when I’ve got a hot weekend date. Which I do.

Can It!

– by Shokolada – (Another tale of Mistress Messiér’s household) My name is AJ Pine, and all I wanted was a cupcake. Oh sure, I’d heard rumors about the sort of things that happened in Mistress Messiér’s house. But I didn’t take them very seriously. The money was good, and plenty of staff made the …

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