Category: Messy
Faces of Social Media
What can I say, it’s a meme…
Shok’s Perfect Play Pie Recipe
So, since I was asked, here is the recipe for the pies I like to play with. Take a 12oz container of whipped topping. Thaw it in the fridge overnight – important for best consistency. Nadia Valentine pulls the frozen contents from the plastic container and defrosts it in a Ziplock bag for easy handling, …
Sensors Detecting Oncoming Pies
Hi there! It’s been a long time. I hope all you perverts are doing well. I’m happy to announce that my fetish life is getting back on track. In the last month I have been introduced to a whole lot of kinky people, and many of them are interested in being PieWorks’ newest models! We …
PieCoin
My new cryptocurrency is called PieCoin. It’s only redeemable for pies in the face (and other places); but nevertheless I expect it to do very well, so be ready to get in on the ground floor. Our PieCoin cryptocurrency is in negotiations with CakeInTheFaceCoin and PuddingDownYourKnickersCoin, so stay tuned for details on possible exchange rates.
Maid Dress Replacement
This dress was destroyed in an amazing pie scene (“Indiscretion” trailer). No regrets, this was always going to be its fate, but I want to replace it and no one makes it anymore. Sadface 🙁
Dungeon SploshNirvana
In a plastic-lined dungeon, Cool Whip in my hair Rich smooth brownie batter Pouring down through the air Over there on the table, I saw a line-up of pies My heart rate quickened and my mind grew dim My temperature started to rise… There she stood wearing latex; I heard the DJ’s mix And I …