Category: Messy

The Sticky Adventures Of Little Red Riding Hood

— by PieKitty — Once upon a time, there was a young woman who lived in a village near the forest. Whenever she went out, she wore a red hooded outfit, so everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood. She also had long red hair, which probably contributed to the nickname. One …

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It Also Goes Ding When There’s Stuff

This is a test. This is a test of the Shokolada’s Mess -> Shokolada’s LiveJournal Emergency Crossposting System. Had this been a real emergency, you would be notified that the Flying Pie Monster had been sighted in your vicinity, and advised to put on something plastic… or nothing at all. This is only a test.

Framing Your Mess

A few lovely folks have recently asked me what we used to hold up the big trash bag for my birthday sploshing and for the Bakery Trash video seen elsewhere on this site. Well, I have to say, it was pretty exotic, expensive, and customized to our needs… I went over to the Wal-Mart and …

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Messy Birthday 2007

Shokolada sitting in a big trash bag, covered in pie and pudding

This is by far the most popular picture I’ve ever posted on FetLife. I’ve got to do it again sometime soon… it was so amazing the first time! Here’s how it went down: Imagine a dessert list with 25 whipped cream pies — 4 buckets each full of a different color of cake batter — …

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Deanna 4: A Special Boss’ Day

— by Robyn — Deanna’s Messy Adventures Episode 4: A Special Boss’ Day “Would you mind repeating that?” Deanna asked as she stood up from the chair. “I want you to tie me up and get me messy, just like you did to Margaret and Veronica the other day,” repeated Kelly. “When I saw the …

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Cake Batter Squirt Gun

A homemade gun for squirting cake batter.

For an upcoming shoot, and my own personal entertainment, today I built a cake batter squirt gun from a modified caulking gun framework and a custom ‘ammo’ cartridge. (Easy cleaning and replacement.) One fires by squeezing the trigger and pushing the pressing handle. Not accurate, but it hardly needs to be! Testing will begin as …

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The Messily Radio Theater on the Air

Thanks to contributor Jourgo, I have the complete run of the Deanna’s Adventures stories. Some are mud tales instead of messy dessert but I may post them anyway 🙂 Question: would the visitors to this site be interested in purchasing readings of some of our stories? Or perhaps even fully-acted skit versions, with multiple voice …

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Dark Odyssey: Fusion

The camping gear’s all packed up in the car. I’m on my way at oh-cthulhu-hundred tomorrow to Dark Odyssey: Fusion 2011, the outdoor kink convention. I expect to perv out, possibly geek out, and quite likely get a bit of sunburn where most folks generally don’t (*double-checks that the sunscreen lotion got packed*). I’m sure …

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Deanna 3: A Slice of Humble Pie

— by Robyn — Deanna’s Messy Adventures Episode 3: A Slice of Humble Pie Deanna rolled over and touched the alarm button on her bedside clock. The annoying beeping stopped. It was time to get up and get ready for work. Of course, "getting up" would presuppose that one had been asleep. That had not …

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Audio and Visual

A little bird is telling me that you should tune into the Erotic Awakening podcast tonight for episode EA119, and you might just hear the host of *this* website blathering on about a topic near and dear to his heart. You can find EA on iTunes, we have some show links, and this is …

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