There’s a fetish outfit that’s been a go-to of mine for ages, the World’s Cheapest Fetish Outfit. Simply cut arm and neck holes in a black trash bag and slip it on, then make a belt or an apron using a white trash bag. But it seems I’ve not been very good at explaining the process.
Therefore, I have created a whole video demonstrating the process, including several photo examples of the finished products. For goodness sake, if you attempt this please please send pictures of the results – I would absolutely love to show them off on my social media channels!
So, since I was asked, here is the recipe for the pies I like to play with.
Take a 12oz container of whipped topping. Thaw it in the fridge overnight – important for best consistency. Nadia Valentine pulls the frozen contents from the plastic container and defrosts it in a Ziplock bag for easy handling, which sounds like a great idea.
Optional step: once the whipped topping is defrosted, stir a drop or two of food coloring in for visual appeal. Better to use too little than to use too much, we don’t want to stain skin.
Get your pie tin: it can be the kind with or without a crust. Without is cheaper, but it can be a lot of fun watching chunks of crust slowly slide down the targets face. Another optional step; if you have access, pour a layer of chocolate or vanilla pudding in for the topping. I usually stick to those, but a few targets will enjoy banana pudding or other flavors. Ask first – and check for allergies while you’re at it!
Use a spatula to scoop, or cut off a corner of the Ziploc to squeeze, and fill that tin with whipped topping. Some people think 8oz is enough, but I believe in excess for my messy play. You may wish to smooth out the top for visual appeal or decorate it with a little spray cream. (One of the few reasons I would use spray cream in play. It melts too quickly.) Remember to avoid decorations that would stain, or that might irritate the target’s eyes.
You’ve already set up your play space, right? Dropcloths down, target dressed in clothes they won’t mind potentially ruining (trash bag tunics!), video camera set up? Then get to throwing and/or pushing, before your pies melt away!
Last night was a heck of a play session. I made sure my sweetie had a very very good time; and in return, she put me in a trash bag and threw me in our bondage dumpster, then dressed me up Little after I got out. which was pretty awesome.
So after we were done playing, I got dressed again, but my sweetie told me to keep wearing my kinky underwear under my street clothes. That was hot, so I agreed to it!
After dinner, we were sitting downstairs watching some TV and she told me that one of our friends was coming over. They wanted to go play the Wizards Unite mobile phone game for a while, and she wanted to be sure it would be okay to leave me while they went out. I was feeling freakin’ great, so I told her it would be no problem.
“I just better make sure not to crinkle while she’s here,” I joked.
“Oh, don’t worry. If you do, I’ll just tell her what you’re wearing,” she replied evilly.
Well, I flushed and squirmed and was at the same time massively turned on. It didn’t feel like erotic humiliation… is there such a thing as erotic embarrassment? If so, I felt it last night for the first time I can remember.
After she was done enjoying my squirming and blushing, she admitted that it wouldn’t be a fair consent thing to even indirectly involve our friend in our kink play. But, she added: while they were out, if the subject did somehow come up… well, I wouldn’t be told. I’d just have to wonder whether it did or not.
Another blush. I love it when she’s in a sadistic mood.
(By instruction, I’m still wearing that underwear here at work, too.)
Hi there! It’s been a long time. I hope all you perverts are doing well.
I’m happy to announce that my fetish life is getting back on track. In the last month I have been introduced to a whole lot of kinky people, and many of them are interested in being PieWorks’ newest models! We have a script and models ready for our next shoot, and are only waiting for the budget to line up and a suitably roomy venue. In the meantime, we have outlines and interested models for about another six shoots, all of which we will be setting up as quickly as possible!
In the meantime, please feel free to check out our video store, in which a top selection of our previous videos is still available art reasonable prices, and don’t forget to look at our Classes page if you’re interested in having Shokolada speak at your kink event or your late-night track at your sci-fi con.
Watch this space: if things go well, we’ll have a lot of content for you very soon…
Four years ago, my sweetie found this outdoor storage container on sale at an outlet store and thought it would be lots of fun to lock me in it once in a while. But we didn’t actually want to set it up outdoors: heat, bugs, etc. didn’t sound like kinky fun. So it stayed in the shipping box for years.
Now we finally have room to set it up in our new place! And while I only had a few moments for a quick tryout right after setup, my friend Dreamkissed offered to give it a proper trial run of at least an hour. So I gave her the “bondage dumpster” experience!
I guess she liked the new furniture since she fell asleep in there. 🙂 It’s all soft pillows and foam, so it’s super comfy. Still needs a ventilation fan for long-term sessions, and maybe a little extra padding on the floor for comfort. But I’m pretty pleased with the results!
Oh… and it’s really close to a shower… in case someone ends up in there in a bag with the bakery trash… heh heh heh.
This is of course a retrospective of our work, but we are right now actively seeking paid models in the Raleigh area (or willing to travel on their own dime) for new shoots! Stay tuned to this website!