Girls With Slingshots Cameo

I made a guest appearance in today’s Girls With Slingshots webcomic!

That is indeed me, by the way. I’ve met Danielle at Katsucon and Intervention (both awesome cons, BTW) and she’s a lovely, fascinating woman. So I’m glad to score a cameo spot.

Hard to imagine someone in 2014 who doesn’t check their e-mail for a month, but that’s Hazel!

MarsCon: Erotic Fairy Tale Rewrite

The first “Adult Track” panel on Friday night at MarsCon consisted of the assembled writers each being told to pick a fairy tale. The audience gave each of us four elements to incorporate into an erotic re-write of the fairy tale, and they played MadLibs with the host while were were given about 30 minutes to perform our revision. Perhaps mine’s a little silly, but one should expect that from me!

Without any editing, this is what my flickering fingers produced on my tablet in that half-hour.

The Tale: Hansel and Gretel

The New Elements: Dominatrix – Interrupting people in the act – In the bathroom – A candy cane

The Story: One day, Hansel and Gretel (totally legally-aged for the purposes of this story) were out in the woods with their stepmother. It was a hot, muggy day, and soon they found themselves drowsy, so their stepmother suggested they all lie down in a clearing for a nap.

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PieWorks 2013 DVD Release

Five DVD cases displaying the "PieWorks 2013" cover art.

Obviously, I work almost exclusively in digital media, which is to say YouTube views and Internet downloads. However, once in a while for special events, I’ll produce DVD copies of some of our work for sale or giveaway.

This recent weekend, I appeared at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA to appear on their erotica and adult panels (and separately to do a comedy performance on stage) and thought I’d bring along some samples of my work for sale and signing.

I have to say, I took enormous satisfaction from holding physical evidence of all our hard work in my hands. Digital media is wonderful, but sometimes it’s missing a certain tangibility.

Can’t wait to make these DVDs completely out of date with new shoots this year!


Whether it be a fan con or a lifestyle event, from this day forward I will do everything in my power to make sure that every convention with which I am involved has an anti-harassment policy in place, well-publicized, and enforced. For decades, I have been under the impression that fans and kinky people were better than the everyday rank-and-file, and we didn’t do that crap. Over the last few years, I’ve had this mistaken impression corrected.

Today, someone actually said directly to me, “Cons don’t need anti-harassment policies because the women are always lying anyway.” And that does it. I don’t want my life polluted by these kinds of people, much less the lives of my friends. I can’t fix it myself, but I can be one more drop of water in the inevitable erosion of this mountain of idiocy. So yeah, I’ll be checking.

And I can name two events off the top of my head that have beat me to the punch: Intervention in fandom, and Debauchery in kink. Since day one, neither event has been willing to put up with harassment against gender identity, skin color, or any similar method the greyfaces use to try to split us up. These conventions aren’t the only ones willing to stand up for their attendees, and more are joining the tide.

I hope anyone who reads this is with me. Eventually, we’ll reduce these fucktards to the impotent, whining fraction they should be.

Agents of S.H.O.K.O.L.A.D.A.

A Twitter conversation…

[friend]: Awesome thing I forgot to mention earlier: I finally have an official domain registration account 😀

[me]: I’m guessing I can’t bribe you to register “” for me, though. 😛

[friend]: *giggles* Not really, unless you can come up with some official-y agency or program acronym that matches 😛

[me]: Got it!

Supreme – Headquarters – Of – Kink – Oriented – Liquid – And – Dessert – Applications … dot gov.

So, who out there wants to be special agents for the Flying Pie Monster?

More Debauchery Early Birds!

Just a quick note to let folks know that Debauchery is extending Early Bird registration pricing through Sunday, because they’d love to relieve you of some of that heavy tax return money 🙂

It’s $75 for a weekend of amazing presenters, great parties, a cool play space, and a friendly, perverted environment! Oh, yeah, and I’ll be teaching my newest class, and almost certainly taking advantage of their messyplay space 🙂

You should come! It’ll be excellent!

Pi(e) Day 2013

Visitors here probably know this already, but “pi” (the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter) is approximately 3.14, which is close to the way Americans often write March 14th (3/14).

So, geeks have been declaring March 14th as Pi Day for the last several years, and celebrating with tasty confection. As geeks and pie-throwing fans, how could we here at Shokolada’s Mess and PieWorks not approve?

We approve so much, in fact, that we’ve put together a little celebratory video. (Okay, so this was a little late because of some last-minute plans and because editing, rendering, and posting video is sllooowwww. It’s still Pi Day somewhere.)

So Happy Pi(e) Day from all of us to all of you!

Debauchery 2012 messy demo

Did you know I’ve been officially announced as a presenter for Debauchery 2013, a pansexual, sex-positive, educational event in Greensboro, NC? Well, I have, and I’m going to be presenting my class on Discordianism and Kink for the first time there.  I’m looking forward to it: the organizers and staff are wonderful folk, and I’ve had an incredible time there in the past.

How good a time? Well, let me show you some sample of what we got up to last year, in my Messy Dessert Play class:

The organizers set up an large cube of PVC pipe and plastic sheeting with one side open called the “Dexter Room”, where things that might get a bit messy could happen, and we did our best to give it a proper shakedown.

Despite some minor confusion over a schedule change, the class / demo was packed to standing room only, which I find gives the demo a wonderful energy. Of course I started with a discussion of the whys and wherefores, tips, tricks, techniques, and safety, but we moved as soon as possible to the practical demonstration. Mistress Messiér of the PieWorks video “Indiscretion” and Maya Kralovna volunteered, and with a pair of trashbag outfits and some minor guidance on my part, they went at it like pros.

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Catalyst Latex Sailor Scouts

Sailor Mars costume in latex by Catalyst

“Be your own alternative anime babe in a Sailor Scout outfit made completely from your favourite material!
Each set contains: ♥ Opera sleeves ♥ Choker with appliqué detailing ♥ Cap sleeve T-shirt with Sailor collar and large bow. ♥ Circle skirt with large back bow detailing.”

My cosplayer side is in serious need of this latex Sailor Mars outfit from Catalyst. I promise to take good care of it and feed it regularly. The down side? With custom sizing (always get custom sizing in your latex if you can) it runs £205, which is around $300 with today’s exchange rate. So, it will have to go on the list. But that’s okay.

Besides, this gives me time to do a little exercise and trim up a bit. Latex outfits appreciate that!

Plasma Pies in Full!

Another gift, for those of you who have registered. PieWorks no longer expects to sell “Plasma Pies” in its current form ever again, and it has been removed from the Video Store. We’re still proud of it, though, so please enjoy this showing free of charge! And thanks so much for supporting the site!

We have several new projects in the works for 2013, and more exclusive content for members, so stay tuned!