Tag: messy

Janet

— by D.H. — Janet sat alone in her kitchen with only one light on. Bangs of brown hair hung down over her forehead, escaping the pony tail she had. On the floor of the living room were a couple of broken picture frames and several balls of used kleenex. Still fuming over the night …

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Cheryl Gets Pied

— by Chaos — I didn’t hear from Cheryl for a few days, so I gave her a call. She said she was glad I called and she had another surprise for me. “Be here at 7:00 sharp.” we said together, giggling as we said good-bye and hung up. I dressed in khaki pants, olive …

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Chocolate Covered Cheryl

— by Chaos — Cheryl called me up and said she had another messy surprise for me. We chatted a while, discussing our maple syrup adventure. I tried to get Cheryl to tell me what the surprise was, but she would only say, “Be here at 7:00, or I’ll start without you!”. It was about …

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The Quiz Show

— by Burnett — You are standing on stage naked. You just lost the stripping round of the game. The gorgeous girl you are competeing against laughs at you. Naked in front of an entire audience of women. They all came just to watch you be humiliated. They think you couldn’t possibly win. The host …

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Camping Fun

— by Anonymous — My wife and I have been avid outdoor enthusiasts all of our lives. We spend as much time outdoors as possible, especially in the summer, and as far away from the crowds as we can get with our holiday trailer. As well as the usual hiking, fishing, and nature enjoyment, cooking …

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Odif’s Fault

— by Aviar — Michelle looked over at the clock, it read eleven o’clock. She smiled as she put on the final touches to the banana cream pie. Satisfied that her work was complete, she put down the bag of whipped cream and licked her fingers clean. “One, two, three …..” she counted, pointing to …

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Sweet Dreams Are Made of These

— by Arizona — “Get the hell out of here,” she said to me in a voice likely heard by the dead, “you are insane! I don’t want to see you anywhere near my house!” With that, the door slammed on my face. I had to check to see if my nose was still there. …

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More Stories

— by Argus — As she walked in from of me, I grabbed the towel that was her only garment, and I tossed it out of the window. “Oh crap!” she said, “Now I’m naked!” She stood in front of me, her hands on her hips. She smiled and grabbed my towel and tossed it …

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Pie Story 2

— by Argus — My girlfriend and I are big pie-fans. Pie-rotica. We get naked, we throw big cream pies at each other, we laugh like crazy, and we, by degrees, get into some great lovemaking. Crazy. Fun, silly, and wildly erotic. She and I met at a party… she is a gorgeous woman, a …

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Discovery

— by Argus — Note: what follows is part one of one person’s story of discovery and exploration into getting messy. The original text was edited a little, some spelling fixed, some words fished for until the right ones were discovered. ———————————————————————- Part 1: The early years! 🙂 Ok, to start with, this is an …

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