Tag: messy

The House Party

— by AlanWam — (Noels House Party is a UK television programme where members of the public sometimes get gunged) Sue and I went out for New Years Eve for the first time in years and it was definitely worth while. A friend had suggested we go to a pub about ten miles from us …

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The Gas Man Cometh

— by AlanWam — Sally reached out her long arm over the edge of the bath and selected another bowl of beans from the small table at her side. Slowly she poured the contents over her already stained summer dress before letting the bowl slide lazily to her side to join the other empties. With …

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After Dinner Dessert

— by AlanWam — I’ve just had my first introduction to slapstick and I loved it although it had some interesting moments. Sex is not that easy as I share a house with a girl friend of mine and my current boyfriend shares with four other guys. When my girl friend told me she was …

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After Dinner Snack

— by AlanWam — My girlfriend and I had been going out together for a year and to celebrate I took her out to dinner. After a wonderful meal we went back to her house for coffee and settled down together on the settee listening to some CD’s. Soon we were kissing and soon my …

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Tina’s Birthday Sur-Pies

— by Anonymous — Tina awoke the morning of her 18th birthday, and she thought of the cheerleader practice scheduled for later in the day. Her friends on the squad were nice, she thought, but some of them seemed jealous of Tina. She was the prettiest of the cheerleaders, with a perfectly proportioned body, not …

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