Eggz, by Burnett

The following is a contributed messy gameshow idea:

Two contestants,wearing something skin-tight and stretchy, like perhaps bike shorts and sports bras, move from square to square on a biggame board, the number of squares to move being determined by the roll of dice or a spinning wheel. At each square, aspecified number of unbroken raw eggs are placed in the contestant's clothes. Along the way are several obstacles and "penalty" squares. The obstacles must be negotiated while trying not to break any eggs, and if a contestant lands on a penalty square, her opponent gets to hit her inthe breasts, crotch, or butt with a large padded object, perhaps a giant boxing glove or somesuch.At the end, the unbroken eggs are removed from each contestant's outfit and counted, the winner being the onewith the most unbroken eggs.The winner then places all the unbroken eggs into the loser's clothes, and gives her a great big hug, breaking allof them and bathing the loser in goo. Or, the winner removes the loser's clothes and then breaks the remainingeggs all over her naked body. There could also be several thick gooey cream pies splattered all over the loser's face and body as well.Then the winner gets to make love with the master of ceremonies in a large tub of pudding, but that's not on camera.

Perhaps u might wanna try it out at home...

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