Please Pie Me Nothing normally happened on a Monday night, and that Monday was no exception. I was sitting at home ... feeling dead horny! I ran up to the bedroom and watched myself take off my clothes in the mirror. I kicked my pumps off and forced my tight lycra skirt to the floor revealing my tiny panties. I faced myself in the mirror, admiring the ways my tits looked so desirable in that new hi-fluff mohair top I'd bought at the weekend. Slowly I pushed my fingers below my panty-line and began to play with myself gently ... I was already warm and wet. This was great, but I wanted something more .... I called Brian... "Brian, I'd like you to get round here straight away I need a good pie-ing". Brian hesitated on the phone and eventually said "I'm not quite sure what you mean Jessica". "What I mean is that you're going to get your ass around here and smother my face, my hair, my fluffy top and every other part of my body with creamy pies ... and then, when I'm satisfied, I'm going to fuck your brains out. OK?". "Don' t move" replied Brian, and within ten minutes he was in my kitchen. I'd had the stuff in for weeks ... enough stuff to make about 150 pies to a really good recipe that Sally had recommended. She and I had been into serious splattering for years, and often had to resort to a good plastering session together - our men friends were sometimes quite horrified by the idea! ... Still, their loss! I'd been seeing Brian for about two weeks, and teasing his prick something rotten - I hadn't yet taken him, but tonight would be the night if he played his cards right. Until that phone call, I hadn't given any hint of my wonderful fetish to Brian ... no, sorry I'm lying, I did push a cream cake down the front of his trousers as we left the bakery a few days ago - he looked rather shocked and surprised, but started to smile as I rubbed my hands over the front of his trousers ... his prick must have been smothered with the stuff ... and he hardened up instantly! But back to the pie mix. I went rather mad ... by the time Brian arrived, there were 30 or so VERY big pies on the kitchen table, some plain cream and some with hints of pink and yellow colouring - they looked wonderful. Brian walked over to me with a look of astonishment on his face. I picked up the largest pink pie, kissed Brian on the lips and said "Now take this pie and give me a hair wash!". Brian was wonderful, he simply obeyed. First one pie, then another, then another. I had lots of hair to cover ... my straight blonde waist length hair needed a good five or six pies, and it looked great in the kitchen mirror - pink, yellow and white pied hair mmmmmm...... "Brian, you bad boy! You've dropped a bit of pie on my mohair top. Oh well, its not the end of the world, you'd better give the rest of it a good smothering - and make sure you don't miss my tits!". Another six or seven pies later and my top was covered. Brian didn't need much convincing to unload a load of pie into my panties too! He began to get rather carried away. His fingers pushed the gorgeous cream into my pussy - a finger pie fuck!! "No. Not yet!" I cried weakly. I looked at him with my big brown eyes and whispered sedutively, "My face has been quite untouched by all this frantic activity ... if I were you Brian, I'd pie my fucking face!". When he smeared that first pie over my face, I felt the thick cream push gently up my nostrils ... and I opened my mouth to let it invade me. Oh, how I needed it badly. The second pie to my face was a real SPLAT! Brian rubbed it in roughly, showing me no mercy .... I came in my creamy panties immediatly.! Brian had certainly earned his fuck. I pushed him onto the floor and lay on top of him, easing my pied mohair-clad tits to within two inches of his face. I'd already opened up his trousers and freed his enlarged prick ... the head of his prick wavered just outside my creamy cunt waiting for me. I had the last two pies ... one in each hand either side of his head. As he looked up at my creamed face I said, "Well done Brian, you passed the induction ... this is for you ..." And with that, I lowered my pussy to engulf his cock, pushed a pie into each side of his head and rubbed my pie covered tits into his face - all simultaneously. It took him three seconds to come! What a great pie fucker I must be!!! -------------------------------------- Back to Shokolada's Messy Stories archive (http://chocmess.com/splosh/messyarc.htm)