Song Parody – “Lick It Off!”

Because you asked for it! Some of you, anyway. Yes, this would make for a great PieWorks video… just need a model who can sing!

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Lick It Off!

I really must confess
My life it’s just a mess
But that’s the way it goes, mm-hm
That’s the way it goes
I got way too much distress
Always doing more with less
Well that’s the way it goes, mm-hm
That’s the way it goes

But when we’re playing
My friends and I displaying
Desserts and fashion crashing
Across our bods ‘cause we’re having us a real good time

‘Cause the pie-ers gonna pie-pie-pie-pie-pie
and the pudding’s gonna fly-fly-fly-fly-fly
it’s a gooey silly high-high-high-high-high
Lick It Off!
Cake batter we will buy-buy-buy-buy-buy
Lay the dropcloths in two ply-ply-ply-ply-ply
And we know exactly why-why-why-why-why
We Lick It Off! Lick It Off!

We never miss a chance
For this tasty kinda dance
Now don’t they wish they dared, oh yeah
Don’t they wish they dared?
It’s never a mistake
When we sit down in a cake
They’ll never know our fun, oh no
They’ll never know our fun

But when we’re playing
My friends and I displaying
Desserts and fashion crashing
Across our bods ‘cause we’re having us a real good time

‘Cause the pie-ers gonna pie-pie-pie-pie-pie
and the pudding’s gonna fly-fly-fly-fly-fly
it’s a gooey silly high-high-high-high-high
Lick It Off!
Cake batter we will buy-buy-buy-buy-buy
Lay the dropcloths in two ply-ply-ply-ply-ply
And we know exactly why-why-why-why-why
We Lick It Off! Lick It Off!

Woo-hoo-hoo!
No, we’re not having a bake sale or a church picnic, folks
Just some dirty dirty good clean fun
Our hits bounce to the sweetest beats out there

All my friends love our mess mayhem
They’re like, “Oh, my God!”
When I begin to lick
Hey the clean one over there with the untouched hair
Won’t you try a little pie? We could lick lick lick

‘Cause the pie-ers gonna pie-pie-pie-pie-pie
and the pudding’s gonna fly-fly-fly-fly-fly
it’s a gooey silly high-high-high-high-high
Lick It Off!
Cake batter we will buy-buy-buy-buy-buy
Lay the dropcloths in two ply-ply-ply-ply-ply
And we know exactly why-why-why-why-why
We Lick It Off! Lick It Off!

Lick It Off!
Lick It Off!
Lick It Off!
Lick It Off!

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