Category: Geekery

Plasma Pies Re-Trailered

Full video available at http://shokolada.umd.net *or* FREE for $25 tier and higher patrons of our “Sudden Cravings” Patreon!  Sammie Eden returns to PieWorks after an absence of years–and this time in glorious hi-definition! Remastered using sophisticated AI-driven graphics software, the original 480p clip now shines on your screen in 1080p!  Red-headed video-game bounty hunter “Sammie …

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I Have A Green Screen

Feared and Desired Throughout the Quadrant

You Have No Chance To Stay Clean

(made via the video game text creator at deathgenerator.com)

Faces of Social Media

What can I say, it’s a meme…

PieCoin

My new cryptocurrency is called PieCoin. It’s only redeemable for pies in the face (and other places); but nevertheless I expect it to do very well, so be ready to get in on the ground floor. Our PieCoin cryptocurrency is in negotiations with CakeInTheFaceCoin and PuddingDownYourKnickersCoin, so stay tuned for details on possible exchange rates.

Dungeon SploshNirvana

In a plastic-lined dungeon, Cool Whip in my hair Rich smooth brownie batter Pouring down through the air Over there on the table, I saw a line-up of pies My heart rate quickened and my mind grew dim My temperature started to rise… There she stood wearing latex; I heard the DJ’s mix And I …

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Song Parody – “Lick It Off!”

Because you asked for it! Some of you, anyway. Yes, this would make for a great PieWorks video… just need a model who can sing! —– Lick It Off! I really must confess My life it’s just a mess But that’s the way it goes, mm-hm That’s the way it goes I got way too …

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Staging an Intervention

Next month, I’m going to an Intervention. You should too, and bring your friends! Intervention, now in its fifth year, bills itself as “The Premier Showcase of Online Creativitry: Blogs, Videos, Podcasts, and Makers”. That’s pretty accurate from what I’ve seen, and I’ve been going for the last three years. From a distance, it looks …

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Cartoon Ponies and Kink

I enjoy the new My Little Pony cartoon series. It’s pleasant, generally well-written fluff and has even managed to sell me a toy or two, which is obviously its reason to be. My girlfriend and I have even cosplayed “Equestria Girls”, the magically-transformed human version of the Ponies. But since I do have a crowded, …

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