I Searched the Blog Over

The good news is that the search box in the corner is finally behaving the way it should: it searches both in tags and in the body of each post or story. The bad news is that clicking on a tag isn’t correctly doing an automatic tag search, which is an issue with the Graphene site theme. The author is aware of the problem and is working on it.

Until then, here’s a picture of me looking quasi-dominant for once. I’ve been waiting to sit in this chair since I was four; if you don’t recognize it, then I suggest you start looking around Netflix for science-fiction TV series starring William Shatner.

Shok sitting in a Captain's Chair replica based on the original "Star Trek"

She Got the Beat

Singer Belinda Carlisle used to run around wearing trash bag dresses. Always knew there was a reason I liked the Go-Go’s.

Belinda Carlisle, before her Go-Go's lead singer gig, wearing a dress made from a black plastic trash bag.

Substandard Thread Count

Hotel room beds tend to look a little different once I’ve gotten them ready for a travel date:

Hotel room bed covered in black plastic, complete with pillows in black trash bags Hotel room bed (and headboard and side tables) covered in clear plastic

What can I say? I feel it would be bad manners to ask Housekeeping to try to get a gallon of cake batter out of the sheets. Besides, it’s fun sliding around on all that, and I do have a plastic fetish, after all.

The Time-Traveler’s Mess

Here’s a picture of Rose Tyler sitting on a cake with a male acquaintance! (Okay, so it’s actually Billie Piper as “Belle” in episode 20 of The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. But I can still spin fantasies involving Rose and Jack Harkness, okay?)

Belle (Billie Piper) and a client sit down together on a rather large cake.

It’s a short scene – this is practically all of it. And it’s disappointing that Belle never managed to get almost any goop on her face the whole episode. Still, her expressions are great, and it’s a nice bit of fetish fuel. You know who’s really adorable in the new Doctor Who? Chantho. Even with her face mandibles, she was totally cute.

Buxom Chocolate

I’ve mentioned before that I’m a fan of NicBuxom’s webcomic. Not only is the art adorable, and the writing excellent, but she seems like the sort of lady with whom I’d hang out. Well, she’s added fuel to the fire with a set of chocolate wrestling pics, available on the ExtraLunchMoney site. The site sells ‘credits’ which are used to purchase items, and it looks like the set of 18 pictures will run ~$65 depending on the discount you get for bulk credit purchases. Nikki is an awesome person, so if you are looking for some lovely shots and can’t wait for my next video opus, take a look!

DISCLAIMER: Nothing to disclaim, I’m just a fan :)

Sensational Podcasting

I’ve verified that all the links are good, so now’s an excellent time to mention that I was again a guest on The Big Little Podcast! This time, the talk was all about Sensation Play, which is a major focus of my fetish fun. One of my favorite parts of a scene is the look on a playmate’s face when they realize that a trash bag tunic actually feels really damn nice on bare skin!

Anyway, links for all: iTunes and the BLP website. We had a lot of fun recording it, and I hope you folks have fun listening!

The Book of Erotic Fantasy

Back in the old days of pencils-and-dice gaming exemplified by “Dungeons and Dragons”, “Dragon” magazine ran a comic strip by the famed Phil Foglio that covered the topic of “Sex and D&D”. Well, it actually kept threatening to but was continually prevented; Foglio knew that promising a look at sex in gaming would be far more fun than actually doing so.

After many years, I have finally had the opportunity to give a quick read to “The Book of Erotic Fantasy”, a rules supplement published in 2000 for the Third Edition of the Advanced D&D game. The book was released under AD&D’s “Open Gaming License” which allowed third-party books to use the official rules without needing to be officially approved. The Open Gaming License is no longer available; conspiratorially-minded readers may make whatever connection they wish. Anyway, I have some opinions, out-of-date though they may be; overall, I think I agree with the cartoonist.

Just to provide some context: I don’t run a game of AD&D, I run Shadowrun (which is basically an AD&D game with computers, machine pistols, and attack helicopters). Shadowrun, being based on modern American culture, acknowledges sex more than high fantasy usually did. Also, my game group runs the spectrum from vanilla to hyper-kinky, but is generally sex-positive and alt-tolerant. Read the rest of this entry »

Notes on MarsCon and “Ready for Transport”

So, MarsCon is this completely awesome sci-fi/fantasy convention in Williamsburg that used to be a small relax-a-con, but isn’t quite as small anymore because it’s too awesome. Where else can you get complete, decent meals in the Con Suite for free all weekend? Doesn’t make me miss the autograph lines for Battlestar Galactica celebs at all.

The weekend kept me busy! Three panels and a comedy performance meant they got their free badge’s worth out of me. Also, I ran around for most of Saturday in my Alice in Wonderland dress, which is a bit like being on stage even when I’m not. Sunday I dropped kinda hard.

Anyway, one of the panels asked me to do something I’d never done before: a live reading before an audience. Years of acting experience did nothing to dispel the fact that both my performance and my writing would be simultaneously exposed. But if you never try anything new, you get boring. Read the rest of this entry »

Ready For Transport

- by Shokolada -

She looked out at the blasted landscape before her. Huge shadows moved in the valleys below, cloaked in twilight, and perhaps something else. Inhuman cries drifted into the air alongside faint sounds of rending and smashing.

“I… I can’t believe it’s all gone,” she said to the quiet, robed form beside her.

“After all the eons of waiting, the stars were right. Promises long-made have been kept,” it grunted. “Your bargain with us was well-advised; some members of the human race will survive. Now, we honor our side of the arrangement.”

The cultist led her back into the cavern, away from the disturbing vista, and to an area lit by halogen worklights. He – she? It was impossible to be sure – guided her steps onto a small round platform, and took position behind a nearby podium. “We do not wish to stay here much longer. If you are prepared to start the journey, please disrobe and we will take steps to ensure your bodily integrity.”

She wasn’t looking forward to this. No one who’d undergone the journey had returned, and the few rumors about this process weren’t encouraging. But she had little choice. She took off her robe and stood still.

The cultist did something to the podium. A mechanical hiss sounded above her, and in an instant a cascade of something landed on her head to slide down, all over and around her body. The flow was thick and viscous, clear amber-colored with a tinge of green, yet did not seem to obscure her vision at all. Read the rest of this entry »

Date Preparations

This is what the hotel room fridge can look like when I’ve got a hot weekend date. Which I do.

A hotel room fridge, with some sodas in the door and nine tubs or whipped topping defrosting in the main section

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