Category: Thoughts

Jhada Reviews the Lelo Mona Wave

Jhada is an old friend of mine, and read the audio story “Gunge Bondage” for this site. Please check out her new sex toy review channel, and give her a like, comment, share, and subscribe!

Sensors Detecting Oncoming Pies

Hi there! It’s been a long time. I hope all you perverts are doing well. I’m happy to announce that my fetish life is getting back on track. In the last month I have been introduced to a whole lot of kinky people, and many of them are interested in being PieWorks’ newest models! We …

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PieCoin

My new cryptocurrency is called PieCoin. It’s only redeemable for pies in the face (and other places); but nevertheless I expect it to do very well, so be ready to get in on the ground floor. Our PieCoin cryptocurrency is in negotiations with CakeInTheFaceCoin and PuddingDownYourKnickersCoin, so stay tuned for details on possible exchange rates.

The Peace of Plastic (… or Latex)

This is the view from inside my much loved-and-abused Subbie Storage Trash Can, seen in “Can It!” The thing about so much encasement play is that it is both erotic, and soothing and peaceful. To be softly held in place on all sides, forced to relax because you’ve no choice, surrounded by quiet dimness or …

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It’s Not A Trap!

I wear my hair long sometimes, and I have nice legs (according to some); so when I’m crossdressing, from the back I can still sometimes pass as a woman. Then of course I turn around to display the beard and lack of tits, and the brief illusion dissipates. Nevertheless it lasted long enough that while …

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Fuck Depression

Depression lies. Depression kills. Depression nearly took me a few years ago, but I had friends who got to me in time. But it got Robin Williams today, and to hell with it. To quote a friend: If you’re hurting, if you’re sad, if you need help – please, please, please find what you need. …

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Rearranging the Furniture

Ideas for a shoot are cheap: I must have a dozen right now. Even if I leave out the scenarios which are completely impossible due to the laws of physics, lack of winning million-dollar lottery tickets, or risk of physical injury; I’ve still got plenty. But as the previous sentence implied, even the simpler shoots …

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Harassment at Arisia

Arisia is a science-fiction convention in New England which takes its name from the remote, mysterious guiders of Galactic Civilization in the “Lensman” books. As such, I find it interesting how they handled a harassment report at their convention. Read the LiveJournal reports – you may find them interesting. I’d like to see this as …

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Harassment

Whether it be a fan con or a lifestyle event, from this day forward I will do everything in my power to make sure that every convention with which I am involved has an anti-harassment policy in place, well-publicized, and enforced. For decades, I have been under the impression that fans and kinky people were …

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Agents of S.H.O.K.O.L.A.D.A.

A Twitter conversation… [friend]: Awesome thing I forgot to mention earlier: I finally have an official dotgov.gov domain registration account 😀 [me]: I’m guessing I can’t bribe you to register “shokolada.gov” for me, though. 😛 [friend]: *giggles* Not really, unless you can come up with some official-y agency or program acronym that matches 😛 [me]: …

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