Filming Postponed

Friday the Fucking Thirteenth, man.

Tomorrow’s sploshing shoot is CANCELED due to coronavirus concerns. Our models are still eager to entertain you and the shoot will be rescheduled ASAP. All Patreon pledges will still be honored once the rescheduled shoot is done!

SOON

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Someone Collared to Me

Yesterday I remarked about the startling suggestion that I might accept the collar of someone I hadn’t even met in person/. I’m a bottom who is exploring submission and little space and I’m the last person in the world who would have a slave.

Or… am I?

I have fantasized since puberty of having a woman (let’s be honest, multiple women) with a consensual obligation to do anything I say. Obviously, those were almost always kinky sex fantasies. (“Alice and Bridget: strip naked, don transparent trash bag dresses, and start a pie fight with each other.”)

But I’m not that naive. Accepting someone’s collar involves more than having them perform for me. As I understand it, I’d become responsible for them; their welfare would be a prime concern. It would be up to me to guide them and assist them and support them. And I already try to do all this in my intimate relationships, but in none of those do I have the power that comes with a M/s relationship.

So, I don’t know if I’m a good fit for this. I’d hate to be a bad master to someone who meant that much to me. If it ever happened, it would have to be with someone patient and mature who understood my limitations and helped me with those as I helped them with their own. That sounds pretty good, honestly, but I don’t know how often it happens in real life.

However, my hormones would like everyone to know that I’m still accepting applications for ladies I can order into my kinky sex fantasies on a regular basis.

Plasma Pies Re-Trailered

Full video available at http://shokolada.umd.net *or* FREE for $25 tier and higher patrons of our “Sudden Cravings” Patreon

Sammie Eden returns to PieWorks after an absence of years–and this time in glorious hi-definition! Remastered using sophisticated AI-driven graphics software, the original 480p clip now shines on your screen in 1080p! 

Red-headed video-game bounty hunter “Sammie Eden” arrives at a weapons lab to test her new suit of armor (a short, tight, shiny blue PVC dress), but is doubtful of its effectiveness. The off-screen weapons designer and her lab assistant subject Sammie to “weaponry” such as pies, cake batter, pudding, and a layer cake, all in the name of science!

Bunny In The Dumpster

Sometimes, adorable creatures will come around your house and end up in the most unlikely places! It’s the miracle of nature, and you just have to roll with it.

Want to see more pretty ladies in cosplay and plastic get into silly sticky situations? Please pledge to our new production at the “Sudden Cravings” Patreon!

New exclusive video for “Sudden Cravings” Patrons!

Every Patron at the $5 level or higher gets access to this newly-created video of Merry Metrics eating a cookie! You won’t see this video anywhere else – it’s our way of thanking you all!

She doesn’t get messy or anything. She eats a cookie for you. Pledge to see!

The Stay-Melty Marshmallow Man

I had a *very* interesting Saturday afternoon duct-taped to a chair while two potential PieWorks models anointed me with 6 lbs. of marshmallow fluff. You know, the usual weekend activities.

Trash Talk

I’ve had a few chances this year to reflect on this, and it’s really interesting to me. In a trash bag scene, I don’t mind being called “trash” or “garbage” because that’s playful objectification. In a littles scene I don’t mind being called “little boy” or “little girl” or even “baby” both because adults use those as terms of endearment, and because the playfulness is still there.

What I don’t like being called in a trash scene is words like “worthless,” “useless,” “disgusting” and the like. Because those are cruel words, and I spent too much of my life believing them. I’ve struggled for most of my life with depression and anxiety; and once years ago I decided that maybe those words were right, and therefore I didn’t need to be around anymore. That led to a very close shave with the worst mistake I could possibly make ever.

So I need to remember to negotiate that carefully in scenes. For whatever reason. I don’t find being bound in a bag humiliating; but those words can take me there, and not in a fun kinky way.

Is it possible at all to use those words without negative effect? Sure. If we are really close, and we tease each other already, and you take whatever steps are necessary (including negotiation, pre-care, and tone of voice) to convince me you are saying those for fun and not in disgust. Even then, it’s edge play. Handle with care.

Having said all that, I had an incredible bag scene tonight. I wouldn’t have missed it for the world, my Dominant was amazing and read in me everything we hadn’t talked about, and I cannot surkking wait to play plastic with them again. It was a good night… and food for thought as well.

🤎🧁

Official Model Announcement!

We had a tentative agreement before, I can officially announce that Merry Metrics and Lucky Leaf will join the exclusive group of PieWorks models! Let’s give them a warm, gooey welcome! Even better, swing by the “Sudden Cravings” Patreon site and help get them extremely messy IRL!

“Sudden Cravings” Patreon Appeal!

Here it is! I’ve completed the official crowd-funding video for “Sudden Cravings”. We have to raise $750 quickly if we’re going to pull off some of our special planning; so if you have friends who aren’t likely to be offended by this content, please spread the link to the video, this blog post, or directly to the Patreon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSz_FPjtybQ

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