Professional geek, kinky educator, fetish webmaster.
An object lesson on how wonderful it can be when things go wrong: My messy dessert play class at FetFest had to be relocated to an area with easier access to running water and power. However, we were confused, and relocated to the wrong area. Once we found out, we relocated to the correct area, …
Because NASA and human ingenuity are both wonderful, and because we have a model named Kuriosity, you get the benefit! Our latest video, “Dessert Glass” starring her is half-price ($5.00) for a limited time! Our lovely model and the Mars rover have a lot in common: Both Curiosity and Kuriosity are finely engineered creations Both had …
So, this is a song from a My Little Pony episode where three little girl ponies are trying to find their teacher a boyfriend. My friend Maya says that she thought of me instantly when she saw the “tubs of jelly” pony – especially the *interesting* smile on his face 🙂
So, I will be teaching at Debauchery this year. It’s an absolutely incredible weekend run by two amazing folks, who are letting me in on a little secret: The registration price is $75 until October 9th – but for the few privileged folks reading these words, there are a very few “Archeopteryx” registrations available at …
I’m absolutely stunned: Valentalae of FetLife and Twitter has written a filksong about me! And now I’m hearing talk that someone wants to record it? Whoa. It’s to the tune of Rupert Holmes’s “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” and the original post is on her blog. I’m re-posting it with permission: “I got done with …
Well, the eleven minute video, at least. That’s right: after all these years, we got together the model, the materials, and the tasty sugary goo; and the results are available for your downloading pleasure at the PieWorks video store. But you want at least a taste (heh) of what you will see, right? Kuriosity was …
Folks around the web have been asking for this for over a decade; in fact, a few have tired of waiting for me and created their own homebrew versions!* If you’re familiar with the stories on this site, you may have a very good idea what we filmed yesterday; if not, well, stay tuned for …
Busy month! New job, which means a lot less time to fool around, but does mean the budget for more messy shoots: stay tuned! Until then, he’s a little something from the archives; a picture from a scene with Cinnamon (of “Shopping List” fame) where, after repeated misbehaviors, she had to be taken out and …
Tentacle monsters? Bring ’em on.
