Why I’m Pleased With FetFest

An object lesson on how wonderful it can be when things go wrong:

My messy dessert play class at FetFest had to be relocated to an area with easier access to running water and power. However, we were confused, and relocated to the wrong area. Once we found out, we relocated to the correct area, to discover that all the chairs and table had been removed previously, and there was no shelter from the rain which had just started.* When the FetFest folks found out about this, they did everything they could to quickly relocate us again to a tent behind the dining hall.

And did the audience and the bottoms complain? Not hardly. Everyone pitched in to help me move the gear, and to prepare the supplies. We started the class 30 minutes late, but my talk went well, my bottoms were awesome, and all the extra goop brought by last-minute bottoms and audience members made for a wonderfully out-of-hand participation session at the end!

I’ve been a stage and video actor for years, and this is the best reason that “The show must go on…” – because sometimes, it actually gets even better. Special thanks to Mme_Corbeau, stormygoddess, SissyChristina2, tattoo_fairy, Doc_bb, AlexanderMrSkunk, and everyone else who pitched in. I can’t wait until next year!

*Not the type of Wet-And-Messy play I intended to demonstrate!

Mars Curiosity special!

Because NASA and human ingenuity are both wonderful, and because we have a model named Kuriosity, you get the benefit!

Our latest video, “Dessert Glass” starring her is half-price ($5.00) for a limited time! Our lovely model and the Mars rover have a lot in common:

  • Both Curiosity and Kuriosity are finely engineered creations
  • Both had to be suspended from wires to complete their tasks
  • Both of them went someplace they’d never gone before
  • Both became covered in cream pies and cake batter… well, okay, it breaks down there.

If you’ve been waiting to pick this video up, now is your chance – but this price won’t last!

Strangely Obsessed With Tubs of Jelly

So, this is a song from a My Little Pony episode where three little girl ponies are trying to find their teacher a boyfriend.
My friend Maya says that she thought of me instantly when she saw the “tubs of jelly” pony – especially the *interesting* smile on his face 🙂

Debauchery “Archeopteryx” pricing

So, I will be teaching at Debauchery this year. It’s an absolutely incredible weekend run by two amazing folks, who are letting me in on a little secret:

The registration price is $75 until October 9th – but for the few privileged folks reading these words, there are a very few “Archeopteryx” registrations available at $55. This price only lasts until the end of the month, or until the tickets are gone, whichever comes first!

The bad news? Last I heard, there were only 5 of those registrations left… so you may wish to move on this…

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Remember last year when 150 kinky folk from 10 states gathered in Greensboro, NC for a weekend of hot classes and hotter play called Debauchery?

Wanna do it again?

This year Debauchery is expanding to three days, adding four more class sessions (that means thirteen more classes), taking on some more ambitious playspace projects, and bringing in a whole new slew of presenters.

30+ classes over 3 days

age play · power tools · phone sex · sploshing · rope · humiliation · more!

2 nights of hot parties

club feel · suspension frames · cigar tent · messy space · medical area · age play room · your ideas!

and more…

try-it-out scouts · tea party · erotica show and tell · further ideas in the works!

Master of WAM

I’m absolutely stunned: Valentalae of FetLife and Twitter has written a filksong about me! And now I’m hearing talk that someone wants to record it? Whoa.

It’s to the tune of Rupert Holmes’s “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” and the original post is on her blog. I’m re-posting it with permission:

“I got done with my homework,
And started browsing porn.
But the cumshots and orgies,
Just didn’t work anymore.
Then I found this guy’s website,
And it was like a dream.
All these gorgeous models,
Covered in whipped cream.

“His name is Shokolada,
He’s the master of WAM.
He’ll make you sit in a sheet cake.
And put your ass in the can.
If you like getting into pie fights,
And having buckets of fun.
If you’re ready for a good time,
Shokolada’s the one.

“I was so very horny,
I know it sounds kinda weird.
But chocolate icing looks sexy,
On a girl when it’s glopped and splattered and smeared.
I subscribed to the website.
And bought some videos.
Entertained myself for hours,
Watching the flavor flow.

“His name is Shokolada,
He’s the master of WAM.
Pouring pudding down your T-shirt,
Then he’ll turn on the cam.
If you like sticky situations,
It’s as easy as pie.
If ya wanna get messy,
Shokolada’s your guy.

“Finally met him in person,
Couldn’t pass up the chance.
We didn’t have a pie fight,
But he put some pastries down my pants.
It was the best scene ever.
Almost better than sex.
But what I think’s even better,
He doesn’t know it, but he’s next.

“His name is Shokolada,
He’s the master of WAM,
If you want just desserts,
He can give you a hand.
If you’re bored with vanilla,
Tell your husband or wife.
Call my friend Shokolada,
And make a mess of your life!”

Dessert Glass – The Movie

Well, the eleven minute video, at least. That’s right: after all these years, we got together the model, the materials, and the tasty sugary goo; and the results are available for your downloading pleasure at the PieWorks video store. But you want at least a taste (heh) of what you will see, right?

Kuriosity was absolutely amazing. This is her first time modeling for us, but she is extremely eager to do it again! She did a wonderful job with the lines she was given, and wore the ‘glass’ beautifully – and didn’t look bad in a trash bag bikini, either. As usual, we’ve included a few short outtakes with the movie, but I only wish I could show you what happened with the cameras off! We’ll certainly be having her back!

A Classic Tale Comes to PieWorks

Folks around the web have been asking for this for over a decade; in fact, a few have tired of waiting for me and created their own homebrew versions!* If you’re familiar with the stories on this site, you may have a very good idea what we filmed yesterday; if not, well, stay tuned for the trailer you’ll see very soon!

Kuriosity poses in her trashbag bikiniKuriosity in the legendary Dessert Glass

*Whenever safe, sane, consensual, and practical, we at PieWorks do suggest you try all this at home!

Messy Bagging Game

— by Shokolada —

(I wrote this a long time ago on the instructions of a dominant friend; after reading this, she mentioned that she knew what to do with me next time we met…)

We’re at your house on Saturday afternoon, and have been cuddling and fooling around for a while. You can tell I’m getting a little excited from what we’re doing, and you suddenly get a wicked gleam in your eye. “Strip!” you order me, and since it’s you, of course I do.

You tell me to open a pudding can and make up a cream pie, and I eagerly go to do that as you head out of the room for a moment; you get back about the time I finish. You take out my roll of pallet wrap, and wrap me into a fetal position; my knees up against my chest, my head sticking out of one end of the wrapping and my feet and butt out the other end. Of course, I enjoy it, and when you’re done, you ask me with a grin if I’m comfy. I nod; I’m having a good time so far!

You roll me forward and gently, ignoring my protests; and slip a flared butt plug into me, working it back and forth until it pops in. Rolling me upright again, you unroll one of the 55-gallon bags and, before you shake it out, you use a pair of scissors to cut several 1-inch slits on the folds. Once you’ve opened it, you roll me in, and use a twist tie to close the top, The slits give me more than enough air, but are hard to see from outside. I’m loving this, of course… when you rolled me in, you could see evidence of that between my legs!

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Cinnamon at the Curb

Busy month! New job, which means a lot less time to fool around, but does mean the budget for more messy shoots: stay tuned! Until then, he’s a little something from the archives; a picture from a scene with Cinnamon (of “Shopping List” fame) where, after repeated misbehaviors, she had to be taken out and left at the curb 🙂

Blue recycling bin at the side of the road. The open lid displays several full trashbags and the blindfolded head of a girl.

Sometimes, when you've gotten the day's use out of your submissive, you just have to set them out for collection...

Schoolgirl Marines

Tentacle monsters?
Shokolada wearing a black-and-white PVC schoolgirl fuku, carrying an Aliens pulse rifle prop.
Bring ’em on.