— by AlanWam — (Noels House Party is a UK television programme where members of the public sometimes get gunged) Sue and I went out for New Years Eve for the first time in years and it was definitely worth while. A friend had suggested we go to a pub about ten miles from us …
Category: Messy
The Gunge Booth, by Oliver
Are you comfortable? …then we’ll begin. This latest epic from the studios of ‘Oliver’ is far from finished. However, I’m getting just a tad miffed with the amount of SPAM filling up our wonderous newsgroup. 872 new items, according to my count, in the last day and only 4 marked WAM:! Come on chaps WE …
Cream Pie Delight
She looked at me from across the room with a knowing smile and walked confidently over to me. “Do you find the way I look attractive”, she asked looking directly into my eyes. I managed a weak nod of my head … but no words. “Let me help”, she offered. “Could it be perhaps my …
The Gunge Pocket, by Messmaster
This is Based On a True Story! I knocked on her door, almost unable to stop trembling from excitment. I’ve done it with plenty of whipped cream, chocolate, baby oil, and other slimy stuff. But this girl was outrageous. She said that tonight, we would get even messier than ever before. She came to the …
Homecoming, by Vonce
I think it’s about time for a messy story……. Homecoming (m/f mess) Ms. Kenny was my high school art teacher and she was the reason that every guy in school took at least two art classes. At about 25 years old she was a nice contrast to many of the old timers with whom we …
