— by FabDisBabe — I bake a great pie, trust me. But there’s no way in hell I could conjure up twenty-plus cream pies and get ready at the same time. I’ve got Ravel on the stereo (Copland’s great for pie fights but I’m in sort of a romantic mood) and am trying to see …
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Dinnertime Suggestion
— by Diva — We went out to dinner, a nice, quaint Italian place. She and I talked like crazy, as usual. After the bottle of Chianti was half empty, she took my hand and said she had to tell me something. I could tell she was nervous. The pessimist in me thought “OK, this …
Janet III: A New Friend
— by D.H. — Janet walked slowly down the sidewalk, looking into the windows of the stores as she walked past, her typical Saturday sort of thing to do. The wind blew her hair around a bit as she looked at her reflection in the latest window she stopped at, one of the best bakeries …
Cheryl Gets Pied
— by Chaos — I didn’t hear from Cheryl for a few days, so I gave her a call. She said she was glad I called and she had another surprise for me. “Be here at 7:00 sharp.” we said together, giggling as we said good-bye and hung up. I dressed in khaki pants, olive …
The Quiz Show
— by Burnett — You are standing on stage naked. You just lost the stripping round of the game. The gorgeous girl you are competeing against laughs at you. Naked in front of an entire audience of women. They all came just to watch you be humiliated. They think you couldn’t possibly win. The host …
Odif’s Fault
— by Aviar — Michelle looked over at the clock, it read eleven o’clock. She smiled as she put on the final touches to the banana cream pie. Satisfied that her work was complete, she put down the bag of whipped cream and licked her fingers clean. “One, two, three …..” she counted, pointing to …
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
— by Arizona — “Get the hell out of here,” she said to me in a voice likely heard by the dead, “you are insane! I don’t want to see you anywhere near my house!” With that, the door slammed on my face. I had to check to see if my nose was still there. …
More Stories
— by Argus — As she walked in from of me, I grabbed the towel that was her only garment, and I tossed it out of the window. “Oh crap!” she said, “Now I’m naked!” She stood in front of me, her hands on her hips. She smiled and grabbed my towel and tossed it …
Pie Story 2
— by Argus — My girlfriend and I are big pie-fans. Pie-rotica. We get naked, we throw big cream pies at each other, we laugh like crazy, and we, by degrees, get into some great lovemaking. Crazy. Fun, silly, and wildly erotic. She and I met at a party… she is a gorgeous woman, a …
Discovery
— by Argus — Note: what follows is part one of one person’s story of discovery and exploration into getting messy. The original text was edited a little, some spelling fixed, some words fished for until the right ones were discovered. ———————————————————————- Part 1: The early years! 🙂 Ok, to start with, this is an …
